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Barbie Demotivational Poster


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




COOKOUTS IN AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: shrimp barbie humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:54 pm
This dear lg is going out to my friends! 5 still laughing L's.
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2015, 11:00 pm
Ha!
Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 10:35 pm

Let's put another...
lgvernon - March 20, 2015, 9:27 pm

Thankee!
Oldsod - March 20, 2015, 9:22 pm
Absolutely friggin' brilliant!


MACHINE GUNS -




BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition




OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie


TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny


KEN DARLING -


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


SEE MUM - Even Barbie Gets Old




BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !


TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


hang-over barbie -


TAGS: collector barbie
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2013, 1:15 am
Lol! At fir5t sight of the picture, not text, I thought it'd be bulimia Barbie.


HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.


TAGS: barbie dolls human sick freak
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.


STEREOTYPES - they start early


TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GreatWhiteHype

GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that b**** lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.




BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real


TAGS: bike represent barbie
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by SystemFailed

agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
THis is better, System. Doesn't excuse the other stuff, but you need to try harder over all... be more discerning before submitting.


Give Your Daughter the Best -


TAGS: barbie skank daughters children s toys
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
Thanks, ug. I personally would NEVER let my daughter EVER play with a Barbie for this reason amongst others.
ughomer - August 13, 2013, 5:05 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Gud 1 Crotch!


DESERT CHIC -




Crimes Of Fashion -




BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!


TAGS: barbie xmas present woman ***y
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:44 pm
...and she still has a "full Brazilian" wax job.


I REMEMBER THE TIME - when little girls played with Barbie instead trying to look like her


TAGS: barbie
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

EmilioDumphque - March 23, 2013, 1:57 am
I remember when Barbie was the only girl with a full Brazilian!
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:47 pm
I remember when little girls played with Raggedy Ann, and ended up looking like Raggedy Ann


BARBIE - Her Career Goals Explained !!




S&M BARBIE - Sorry, it's no knockoff. Keep your daughters safe...




MALIBU BARBIE CHRISTMAS SET -




L'Oreal -




Boy Toy -


TAGS: bruce jenner barbie plastic fake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedewd - October 1, 2016, 10:58 am
Janet Jackson is missing from this ph**o, she is all plastic.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2016, 8:36 pm
how is bruce going these days?
MissPriss - September 29, 2016, 7:23 pm
Guess Ken would fit the poster too teehee.
JesusWept - September 29, 2016, 1:15 pm
^^^^^Up


Getcher motor runnin' -


TAGS: pink pug barbie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - March 27, 2016, 8:55 pm
I did.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 5:33 pm

Did ya post this at DigMyDog, too?
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 2:21 pm
Heavy metal thunder!! ^^^^^Up


MISANDRY -


TAGS: barbie ken doll
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2015, 8:50 pm
Whoa! I never thought of that before, but you're right. I think you're on to something.
lcraver - August 23, 2015, 3:04 pm
This has gotta be the g**est Ken yet - but then if your girl was as anorexic as this one you might be at least thinking about it!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:27 am
LOL! What's wrong with a little arm candy?!!!! Dear feminists, it doesn't matter who holds the door, just say 'thank you'. They're being nice. While you're at it, hold the door for the guy whose arms are full that's behind you. It's called being nice! 5L!


BARBIE - Gone Native -




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